1. Stone Cold Bitch

I'm in the middle of nowhere
Nothing to do but grow my hair
Drinking vodka and Jim Beam too
I got a bitch and she won't be fuckin' true

Cinstone (??)
Fuck you
Bitch!

2. I Hope You Die In A Hotel Fire

My abhoreence toward those people that I see around
The way they act, the way they think, make me feel
down
I hate these kind of people, they can rot in hell
Somehow, someway, I think they should be killed

These people get on my fuckin' nerves
They deserve to die
All they do is get in my fuckin' way
Then to them I love to say and pray

I hope you die in a hotel fire
I hope you die in a hotel fire
I hope you die in a hotel fire
I hope you die in a hotel fire

Cynical attitudes from boastful people
I hope you in a hotel fire

3. Just Friends

Feel as if I'm wasting my time
You tell me your problems but don't listen to mine
This happens to me all the time
Being just friends isn't worth a dime

This happens to me again and again
Unless we have sex, you know we can
You tell me you love me, but just as a brother
I'm sick of this shit, so why even bother

Why must a girl fuck with a guy's head
And make him feel like he'd rather be dead
You'll fill my head with lies and truth
And we're just friends because of you

Just friends such a waste
Just friends show my haste
Just friends this really sucks
Just friends why can't we fuck?

Just friends such a waste
Just friends show my haste
Just friends this really sucks
Just friends why can't we fuck?

Just friends such a waste

You think we'd be the best of friends
Because our friendship should never end
I've heard the same shit over and over
My pride was high, but now it's lower

4. Malevolent Supplication

I hate you and hate me
I never liked you and I never will
I hope you die, I hope you die
I hope you feel pain, I hope you cry

No one understands why I hate you so bad

Showing ill will
Showing ill will
Showing ill will
Showing ill will

I hope you die a painful death
I know it's soon I'll hold my breath
Your attitude is pathetic
You never should have been

Showing ill will
Showing ill will
Showing ill will
Showing ill will

5. Stool Softener

Doc prescribes me Tylenol Three
Because I fell and hurt my knee
I've been taken them a fuckin' week
Since then I've taken many leaks

Inside my stomach I feel a lump
I want to take a shit from my rump
I lie here and I'm constipated
Last time I shit is now outdated

Here I sit broken hearted
I tried to shit but I only farted
I miss the fuckin' burning sensation
But all I feel is constipation

I need to take some fuckin' Ex-Lax
Or become incontinent so my bowels relax
My fuckin' shit is hard as wood
I'd try to shit if I knew I could

6. Flee The Jurisdiction

Cops are on my ass
And I don't give a fuck
Fuck stupid laws
They really suck
Fuck fuckin' cops
They're just pigs
Giving us shit
Because we're kids
So they think...

Got my shit got my booze got my woman take me
To the station I don't wanna stay here anymore

Dual delivery
Two on one
Twice as good
Twice as fun

We'll fuck your face
Our cum you taste

Swallow choke gag
Cunt bitch

7. Joint Effort

8. Dormant Catastrophe

Freeways bend like rubberbands
Buildings crumble turn to sand
From the ocean tidal waves
Millions killed, thousands saved

Knew about it 1000 years
Thought about it drank some beers
California was real close
Now Las Vegas is the coast

Dormant catastrophe
People are too dumb to see
It can happen any fuckin' day
California floats away...

9. Celibate Tease

I talk to you on the phone
You tell me you wanna bone
You tell me you have a lot of sex
Take a chance what the heck

And I get you in my bed
I ask you to give me head

Then you tell me I'm not the way
I look at you and I say hey
You always talk shit on the phone
Bitch won't ever fuckin home

Celibate tease
Celibate tease
Celibate tease
Celibate tease

I talk to you on the phone
You tell me you wanna bone
You tell me you have a lot of sex
Take a chance what the heck

And I get you in my bed
I ask you to give me head

Then you tell me I'm not the way
I look at you and I say hey
You always talk shit on the phone
Bitch won't ever fuckin' home

Celibate tease
Celibate tease
Celibate tease
Celibate tease

Celibate tease are all the same
They all play the same game

Die fucking me
Die fucking around
Die fucking me
Die fucking around
Die fucking me
Die fucking around
Die fucking me
Die fucking around

10. Misconduct

In my control
Mo more shit
I'll take my chance
And do my best
You think it's for you
It's what you want
You know it's wrong
To keep alive

Try to understand what I'm saying
When I don't know what I'm saying
I don't know what I'm saying
I don't know what I'm fuckin' saying

Misconduct
Misconduct
Misconduct

1-2-3-4

In my control
Mo more shit
I'll take my chance
And do my best
You think it's for you
It's what you want
You know it's wrong
To keep alive

When I don't know what I'm saying
I don't know what I'm saying
I don't know what I'm saying
I don't know what I'm fuckin' saying

Misconduct
Misconduct
Misconduct

11. Hidden Zit

Is it really I can't see yet
I know if I squeeze it I'm gonna regret
It if gets real big I'll be upset
It's gonna be huge wanna bet

I just tried to pop it, my nose turned red
I'll try again tomorrow to pop it instead
I just woke up and it's still here
I squeezed it again, my fuckin' eyes teared

I finally got it to come to a head
I squeezed and squeezed until it bleed
It fuckin' hurt bad, enough is said
My hidden zit's gone but my nose is still red

Hidden zit
Fuck that shit
Hidden zit
Fucked up shit

Hidden zit
Fuck that shit
Pop that shit
Hidden zit

I finally got it to come to a head
I squeezed and squeezed until it bleed
It fuckin' hurt bad, enough is said
My hidden zit's gone but my nose is still red

I finally got it to
come to a head
I squeezed and squeezed until it bleed
It fuckin' hurt bad, enough is said
My hidden zit's gone but my nose is still red

12. Destined To Rot

When you see a hearse go by
You know you're about the next to die
They put you in a dirty white sheet
And bury you under six feet deep
Everything goes well about a week
Until your coffin starts to leak
Your teeth fall in your eyes fall out
Ants play pinochle on your goul (sp?)
Everything goes well so it may seem
Until your eyes turn slimy green
And pus comes out like whipping cream
You slap it on a piece of bread
That's what you eat when you're fuckin' dead

Destined to rot
Destined to rot
Destined to rot

When you see a hearse go by
You know you're about the next to die
They put you in a dirty white sheet
And bury you under six feet deep
Everything goes well about a week
Until your coffin starts to leak
Your teeth fall in your eyes fall out
Ants play pinochle on your goul
Everything goes well so it may seem
Until your eyes turn slimy green
And pus comes out like whipping cream
You slap it on a piece of bread
That's what you eat when you're fuckin' dead

13. Minor Consumption

You made this law to give us shit
We're not gonna follow it...

14. Incontinent

Middle aged man at 42
When you were younger
You snorted cake and freebased too
Didn't think what you were doing to your heart
Now it's over time to depart

You get high blood pressure
You're in your bed
Heart is weak soon you'll be dead
Your heart gives out it's such a strain
I'm glad you're dead and you felt fuckin' pain

Your wife wakes up and she is trippin'
Her ass and legs are drippin'
Piss shoots out there's no control
Shit oozes of your asshole
Urine comes of your fuckin' schlong
This is the real smell of death

You get high blood pressure
You're in your bed
Heart is weak soon you'll be dead
Your heart gives out it's such a strain
I'm glad you're dead and you felt fuckin' pain
Your wife wakes up and she is trippin'
Her ass and legs are drippin'
Piss shoots out there's no control
Shit oozes of your asshole
Urine comes of your fuckin' schlong
This is the real smell of death